Our church has a parent-paging system connected to the nursery and the main sanctuary. Babies are assigned a number, and if the baby can’t be soothed, the parent is paged with a light-up red number sign in the front corner of the sanctuary. I always felt slightly embarrassed when our number lit up, showing the entire congregation that we our baby was The Crier.
(I think this is Benjamin’s first appearance in a comic! It’s rather atypical – he was really an easy baby.)